Friday, March 15, 2013

Sunday, March 10, 2013

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

Sure, they lecture us about our environment, but have you seen the smog on Tralfamadore?

Thursday, March 7, 2013

OK, you may think your boss is a slave driver, but until he uses a holo-whip on you, I'll always be one up on you.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

They would like us to know that, in spite of the fact that every movie with an alien in it depicts them wanting our planet or us wildly, we are not all that.
ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

Bajorans are mostly left-handed. That's why they wear their communicator insignia on the right breast.
And why they're so sinister...

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

I just had lunch with Amelia Earhart. They don't let her fly anymore.
ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

ET phoned home, but they hung up when he tried to reverse the charges.