ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

They are totally on board with this show.

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

Sure, they lecture us about our environment, but have you seen the smog on Tralfamadore?

OK, you may think your boss is a slave driver, but until he uses a holo-whip on you, I'll always be one up on you.

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

They would like us to know that, in spite of the fact that every movie with an alien in it depicts them wanting our planet or us wildly, we are not all that.

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Bajorans are mostly left-handed. That's why they wear their communicator insignia on the right breast.
And why they're so sinister...

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I just had lunch with Amelia Earhart. They don't let her fly anymore.

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ET phoned home, but they hung up when he tried to reverse the charges.

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They brought cocoa beans from another planet. I mean, seriously, have you ever looked at them?

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Once the rats have telepathy, there'll really be no need for us.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, fire your navigator.

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They have an earthy, peaty smell. With just a hint of lilac.

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Jedi mind meld? Jedi MIND meld?!? Pfft.
It's Jedi nerve pinch.

Sorry, just entered light speed there - 5 minutes for us became a day and a half for you...

Lots of experiments today - they're keeping me away from the computer. But the truth will be revealed!

Sooner or later.

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

The sonic screwdriver is never actually used on screws.

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Sure, there are better places than earth in the solar system to gather raw materials - but where would the fun be in that?

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I believe the children are our future...
We can barter them for concessions from the aliens.

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We are so close with the whole Mentos and Coke thing...

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You know that parallel universe where male/female genders are reversed? Yeah, they're never taking me there again. You sleep with yourself one time...

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

Humans did go to the moon, it wasn't faked. They just had to green-screen out the Reticulan summer resort they landed next to.

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They're really flattered by all the cargo cults, but their humility requires that they ask you to worship Xplorton, all praise be to Its Holy Tentacles.

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A Mac virus would not have taken down a mothership. They're still using DOS.

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Ramen noodles are their solidified brains. So, when you do that trick at Halloween, be sure to use Ramen - accept no substitute!

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

You know that feeling you get in the shower, like you're being watched and you think you can catch them if you just whip the curtain open fast enough, but there's never anybody there? That's not them.
They like to watch you when you pee. Perverts.

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

They rhyme with orange.

Pageviews are down. Nobody wants to know the alien truth, I guess >sad face<

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

They only came to earth because reception on Alpha Centauri is awful.

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

Do not get K'lk'var started on Cthulhu. MEE-YOW.

So, they found a lost continent? They didn't find any non-Euclidian buildings on it, did they? Just askin'...

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

They will go on and on about how when they were podlings, the translations of I Love Lucy were so much better than the felgerkarb they intercept from the TVs these days, until you just want them to die!

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

They constantly complain about us never thanking them about the comets, but we never get any thanks for our women, so we're even, aren't we? Now, shut up, Klaatu!

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

Yes, they all speak perfect English. No, they're not going to tell us why.

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

It's not really for science. They're just a bunch of perverts.

ALIEN TRUTH REVEALED:

Most UFO sightings? Stunt flyers on a practice run. Most UFO crashes? Bad stunt flyers on practice runs.

Another glorious morning in my undisclosed location...